WhatsApp is a Social Network Application where you can share messages and media with your friends online. in the past updates of WhatsApp, a new feature Status Share has been introduced and you can share your status with other users and friends.
Here you will see the new and latest WhatsApp status for 2018 New Year Celebration.
New Year 2018 WhatsApp Status
there are lot of new best whatsApp status for the celebration of coming year 2018. you will get the status for all categories. below is the list of status which you can copy and paste on your WhatsApp.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
Im a humble person, really. I’m actually much greater than I think I am.
my attitude depends upon the people in front of me
No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.
If a man whistles at you, don’t turn around. You are a lady not a dog
I’ll be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.
You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee
If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
I am sad, but then i smile. That’s my life.
No expectations, No disappointments.
Life is short, smile till you still have teeth.
A simple hello could lead to million things.
Dreams Don’t work unless you do.
You best teacher is the mistake you made in past.
My playlist can tell you the story of my life.
If i treated you the way you treated me, you would hate me.
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
Failure is not an option – it comes bundled with Windows.
There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
I love my job only when I’m on vacation
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well… we all make mistakes.
We become what we think about.
Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.
Life isn’t about getting and having, it’s about giving and being.
Quiet people have the loudest minds.
If people talk behind your back, then Just Fart!!
Best Funny WhatsApp Status 2018
Money talks but All mine ever says is Goodbye!!
With Great power, Comes great electricity bill.
Yes mam, I am drunk, but in the morning i’ll be sober and you’ll still be ugly..
I stopped fighting my inner demon, we are on the same side now.
Hard work never killed anybody, But why take a chance?
I will marry a girl that looks pretty in her adhaar card..!!
Women may not hit harder but they hit Lower…
Someone on his status is sleeping for 5 days, He might be dead…
I love to ask kids what they want to be when they grow up, coz i am still looking for ideas.
You call me lazy, truth is that i am on my energy saving mode.
Having one child makes you a parent, having 2 makes you a referee.
The day i was born, DEVIL said: Ohh Competition!!
Of course i talk to myself, Every once in a while you do need expert advice!!
Whatever it is – I didn’t do it!
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Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
Person you love is 72.8% water.
Nothing is over until you stop trying.
If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
